You are dumb :)
Watch what you're doing dumbass!
Erroneous Error, Erradicate!!
This program will self-destruct in 5 minutes.
You, stupid iiiiiidiot!
Leave me alone, you sick little monkey!
Error 001: Stupid User Detected.
Count to 100 and try again.
Snap out of it!
Lamer alert! Lamer alert!
