Visit http://lice.muppetz.com
"When in doubt, whip it out."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with sudden splitting headache."
Confucius say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
Confucius say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say: man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: too damn much!
"Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
"Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."
"Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more."
Visit http://lice.muppetz.com
"Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy."
We Are LiCe. You Will Be Assimilated.
Confucius say: I didn't say that!
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy."
"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"
"House without toilet is uncanny."
Confucius say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Visit http://lice.muppetz.com
Confucius say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Confucius not: know what to say!
Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON."
Confucius say: nothing - Because he's dead!
"Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding."
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
Confucius say: too much.
Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man who go out with flat chest woman have right to feel shallow."
"Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
We Are LiCe. You Will Be Assimilated.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
"Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky."
"Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money."
"Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
"Man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
Visit http://lice.muppetz.com
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up!
Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary!
Confucius say: that man with four balls cannot walk!
"Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"
"Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down."
"Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
"Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."
Visit http://lice.muppetz.com
"All blonde not blonde by cracky."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!"
"Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
"Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
"Man who farts in church sits in his own phew!"
Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
